Since I’m on a fanfiction reading binge mode, I thought I should share one of my most favorite oneshots. Why this has only 14 reviews is beyond me but it is a gem. The follow up story is pretty awesome too.
Okay, but where is she??
thescribemc: where the fuck u at???!??! R u okay??? Did you get a life and leave us???
Liberia ( part)
Kimora Lee Simmons, Katoucha Niane, Beverly Peele, Khadija Adams, and Amalia Vairelli, YSL Spring 1991
You fight, like a married couple, You talk like best friends, You flirt like first loves, Protect each other like brother and sister… Obviously it’s meant to be.
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The English feels like I SHOULD understand it but I can’t!
this is perfect
this is so trippy
— My roommate after Elena gets kidnapped for like the 6th time in a span of 4 episodes (via midnightstorm6593)
best girl fight eva
"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
If anyone deserved their own fucking spinoff its bonnie bennett
*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
WAS IT YOU?
THIS SHIT GOOD!!
remember when damon went on a destroying spree because he couldn’t bring bonnie back to life? good times
- so basically my subconscious is rejecting canon whilst trying to kill me in my sleep
i had a dream that bonnie and damon were arguing over him being...